bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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noizsdick:

noizsdick:

ok joke time…….
where does the general keep his armies? 

in his…… sleevies………..

(via gooodnightmattsmith)

so tell me right now, are you ready for it?

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